This will not come as a shock but ever since i've been here,
i've come across the worst kinds of guys and also the sweetest.

I get it,its the first time everyone's away from home, own personal freedom in a foreign country,go crazy.
But, it doesnt mean you have to turn into the biggest scumbag of the century
I mean seriously, what the hell are the guys taking thats making them so god damn horny?
Its like testosterone levels are at an all time high taking over their brains

Sometimes,you should just keep your hands to yourselves.
Yea i may have some slutty friends,but just because i hang out with them doesnt mean i'm one of em'

I have my own principles and if it dosent rock your boat then fuck off.

Some bitch actually told me: hey you should sleep around,its the best time to do so,we're here and its a highchance we will never meet any one of the guys ever again,'
For fuck sake..if you wana fulfil your dream of being a prostitute be my guest, why the hell did we ever havethat conversation i have no idea. What the hell do i look like? A horny bitch who needs a dick 24/7?You just gave me an idea,i'll get you a freaking vibrator for your 23rd yo.

For how long more do i have to deal with raging hormones???

DEAR GOD, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A LESS HORNY GUY THIS CENTURY. THANK YOU.